Do you not know what causes that?

What Causes That #7

Variant:

Rude Person: How do you get them all in one car?

Me: I don't.

Rude Person: Oh...

What Causes That 3/12/06

Kevin's version:

Person: Do you know what causes that?

Kevin: Yeah. So?

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I need to make a new banner.  This one isn't quite what I want.  But I still like the sperm.  Any suggestions?

What Causes That #6

Variant:

Person: Are all of those kids yours?

Me: No I borrowed a couple for fun...

What Causes That #5

Slight Variation #1

Rude Person: Don't you know what birth control is for?

Me: Yes, it's for people who don't want children.

What Causes That #4

Person: Do you know what causes that?

Me: No, please tell me.

What Causes That #3

Inquiring Mind: Don't you know what causes that?

Little ol me: Yes, and we like it!

What Causes That #2

Clueless Person:  Don't you know what causes that? (pointing to my children)

My retort: Yes, my husband is a mathematician and he loves to multiply.

What Causes That #1

Since the title of the post is "Do you not know..."  Maybe I should tell you some of my answers to that assinine question I'm often asked. 

Person in public: "Don't you know what causes That?" staring at my seven clean, well behaved children (okay in my dreams, but it's my blog)

Me: patting stomach expectantly, "I just don't know!  We switched to bottled water but it hasn't worked.."

Check next week for another answer.

P.S. Thanks for the outpouring of support for my friend and his family.