If you've not seen Benjamin in the last few weeks or few months - he's growing by leaps and bounds. In fact, the pants I bought him in December are high waters. So today we had planned to get some new pants. While in the car we were talking about the pants. He said "I want some pants that will help me get a girlfriend."
I let it ride a minute, because, quite honestly, I wasn't sure how to respond. Finally he pipes up with, "You know, pants that go to my ankles, not like to get sex or anything..."
Good because all I could think of was leather pants...